Lila Rae

Hot Mess of the Mo

sashalamarr:

be sluttier and more money-hungry if at all possible
lame bitch

Inappropriate Crushes

1. Donald Bodine .. if you haven’t seen him with his shirt off as he’s getting out of the pool, do it before you die
2. The one really hot Irish nurse at the hospital .. she could SO get it!
3. My sister’s ex/baby’s father .. no need for me to explain why this is in appropriate
4. Firehouse 15 .. yes, the entire firehouse
5. Maury Povich .. that one I cannot even begin to explain
6. Sean Connery .. like you wouldn’t
7-9. Dr. Quinn
10. Olivia Bodine .. sorry, kenz, she’s hot

Initial Thoughts Upon Waking Up…

• Really don’t wanna go to class today.  7:30 is way too early to be expected to be productive when it comes to anything but Lucky Charms.
• If I have to pick up my niece from daycare, I need to think of a good excuse not to have to do it.
• Where are my slippers?
• I’m probably a really bad aunt.